Lost 4x11: "Cabin Fever"

First things first: Admiral Cain was definitely in the preview for next week. That was her voice going "They're calling you the Oceanic Six."

All right, so here's the thing. I have NO clue whatsoever what is going on on this island. None. So apparently it is portable? It's one of those turtle islands. You know, from myth or something. This thing. This is what I'm thinking of. My thinking is also probably influenced by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game I watched some guys play before we watched Lost.

I'm pretty sure Claire is dead. There is no other explanation for her being in that cabin with Christian Shepherd a.k.a. her dad, smirking knowingly about what Locke was saying about the island. Since when does she care about that? And since when would she be okay with leaving Aaron out in the jungle or whatever? Well, since she died.

So Richard doesn't age and he has been stalking Locke since he was born. WEIRD. I reallllly wanted to go "Yer a wizard, 'arry" when he went to see the kid version of Locke and showed him that stuff and said he might be able to go to a special school. But I didn't. I saved it for the blog. But the way he was talking to him, saying "which of these things belong to you now" makes me think maybe Richard is time travelling or something and that's why it looks like he doesn't age. How else would he know about Locke in the hospital when he was born premature or whatever? It has to be time travel. And that's where he got the stuff he showed to the kid - he wanted to see if Locke could figure out what of those things belong to him somewhere along the strange timeline... or something like that. The whole time thing is screwy, but I love it. It has to be time travel. WOOO I LOVE TIME TRAVEL IT IS MY FAVORITE THING!

Um... I don't know what else. It seems like the Oceanic Six get off the island next week but I have no idea why they would, or where Admiral Cain came from. She's totally not on the boat so I don't know. Also, if Desmond dies, or gets caught in some kind of crossfire with the weird boat people, I will go on a rampage.