Even though this episode isn't on in the USA until next Saturday, I found it on youtube. Youtube is basically the best thing ever invented.
This blowfish looks cool, but he talks too much. No real life cocaine addict would do that. He'd just shoot the people and run away.
"Hey kids. Did you miss me?" Jack, you forgot your pajamas and the satsuma.
I don't really understand why Jack won't tell them where he was. Seriously. What's so hard about "I went trillions of years into the future, saw the end of the universe, came back, and was kidnapped, chained up, and repeatedly killed by a raving lunatic who took over the world - none of which you remember, because the Doctor fixed it all, reversed time and made it so none of it happened for anybody else."
Captain John, aka Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is annoying. Do not like.
Okay, I did like the "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!" joke in the hologram thing Captain John left for Jack. That was nice.
OMG liek, hott boi makeoutz!!!11!!!1!!@! ...I like it better when they're punching each other. The soundtrack makes me laugh.
Captain Jack: I worked my way up through the ranks.
Captain John: I'm sure the ranks were very grateful.
OHHHH, who called it. Captain John is another Time Agent. Or, was another Time Agent, since it was shut down.
Okay, I think Captain John is funny now. He just annoyed me when he walked into the bar. I like him when he's making fun of Jack.
Where's the pteradactyl?
Gwen is so annoying. "Why did you desert us?" I guess she doesn't know any better, but seriously, she would have left too. It's the DOCTOR. HELLO.
Gwen and Rhys are getting married... something tells me that isn't going to work out.
This is annoying. Jack has sexual tension with Gwen, Ianto, Captain John - like, everyone. I know he's a "51st century man" and everything but is that necessary?
"Has he gotten to the no kissing rule yet?" ...I think Captain John is my new favorite Torchwood character.
HAHAHA... Gwen talking on the phone with Rhys and Captain John saying stupid things in the background to make it sound like she was cheating... that's... endearingly immature.
What is it with me and liking the villains lately. First the Master, now Captain John. John basically just paralyzed Gwen. That makes me happy.
I still hate Owen. ...OH! Captain John just shot him! Wow, he is growing on me every second.
Aww, Ianto. I feel bad for him. He's so long suffering and quiet.
It's not an episode of Torchwood if Jack doesn't die at least once. I don't really get the dramatic music that played as Captain John looks down at the ground from the roof.
Ew. Jack's body is all... just, ew.
Arcadian diamond... hmmm. That sounds familiar. (...Okay, I was going to try and find a clip on youtube to link here, and it's probably there somewhere, but the reference is in "Doomsday" and I can't bring myself to watch that episode again just to find a stupid tiny line where the Doctor says he was there at the fall of Arcadia. So you'll just have to live with the explanation I just gave.)
Gwen: "Tell Jack... Tell Jack... oh, he knows." (Falls into a black abyss.)
Okay, so I liked when Gwen punched Captain John. One redeeming quality for her.
NO. I DON'T WANT CAPTAIN JOHN TO LEAVE.
"I found Grey." WHAT?! So that's... what, Jack's kid?
Okay. Captain John is in the trailer for the rest of the series. So he'll be back. In general this series looks like it's going to be much better than the last one.
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