to whomever it may concern: this is my favorite episode of The Office.

1. "One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see."
2. Wow - Jan is really mean. "Why do you need a car? For improv? Why don't you just pretend you have a car?"
3. Dwight and his literal wild oats.
4. Michael has a second job! Selling diet pills on the phone...! I feel bad for him though.
5. Jim and Pam going to Dwight's bed and breakfast is going to be hilarious.
6. Jim: "We will be requiring a bed time story."
Dwight: "No."
Jim: "Not even Harry Potter?"
7. I LOVED when Jim was talking about what he thought his and Pam's first night away would be... "I didn't think Dwight would be involved at all."
8. Those beets were disgusting. Ugh.
9. OH MY GOSH... Dwight reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and doing voices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jim and Pam cuddled up and cute listening!!!! I think that scene is probably my absolute favorite of the whole entire show. And I don't think it can possibly be beaten by anything else. That has made my life. I want Dwight to read me Harry Potter.
10. Wow, Michael totally fits in with all those telemarketers. That's kind of sad.
11. Aww, Dwight was crying over Angela's cupid figurine. Well, that's what you get for putting her cat in the freezer.
12. Ugh, Ryan. I really hate him these days.
13. "Power point. Power point. Power point." I think that might be the funniest thing Michael Scott has ever done. (The pointing, I mean.)
14. Kelly is a ridiculous human being.
15. I loved the debate over "whomever" and "whoever." That was amazing.
16. "Well maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain." I love pretty much everyone on this show, but I like Andy a lot since he got back from anger management.
17. Ha ha! Meredith is playing spider solitaire on her computer.
18. Darryl, run away from Kelly. Seriously. She is crazy.
19. "Bankruptcy is like nature's do-over." Why does anybody ever believe anything Creed says.
20. ANDY! Trying to catch that cat was hilarious. I really think Angela and Andy should be together. Sorry Dwight.
21. Dwight playing a green recorder by the dumpster. That is so sad and pathetic and hilarious.
22. Jim and Pam are so nice to Dwight, it makes me happy.
23. THAT CAT IS SO CUTE. Awww.
24. OH JIM AND PAM KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I totally knew that was coming! This is the best episode ever!!!! I mean - first, Dwight reads Harry Potter, second, Andy gets Angela a cat, and finally, Jim kisses Pam in front of everyone. I love it.
25. Yay, Dwight is back to normal. I was afraid he would try to leave or something, and I wouldn't be able to handle that.
26. Jim's kind of in love with "Italian food." Oh man. When are they going to get married? Because seriously - it's coming. I wouldn't be surprised if they eloped or something, after the whole Pam being engaged for like seven years and never setting a date thing. It would be cute.